My peeps

You’ve gotta be on the ball to keep up with my life! Here’s a handy reminder of who’s who.

As well as my mum, dad (weird), sister (mega annoying) and nan, there’s …

Tom: my bezzie mate 🙂

Richard Jeffreys: our Scout leader

Cheng: my Chinese e-pal

Mr Leeder: our headmaster

Mr Pride: head of our tutor group

Mr Chalke: our head of year

Mr Beere: our deputy head

Mrs Bird: our Mandarin teacher

Miss Cole: another teacher

Random kids at school and Scouts: Ben the Beast (his dad’s a butcher), Karl Bryant (never has his Scout scarf), Pinhead Patrick, Mia (fatty, lol), Lanky Luke, Mad Mark, Piss-Pants Claudia, Tell-Tale Tania, Smithy (snores all the time, duuuh …), the Williams twins (thugs 😦 )